Quit making frozen chicken with your side chick and sip this ButJuice.
Deltarune Chapter 2 Toby Fox
2
Can't get over your dead wife? Just fuck the woman responsible for killing her instead. You can do it, Roland!
Library of Ruina Project Moon
3
Daddy Issues: The Game
Resident Evil Village Capcom
4
Kuwana is absolutely based and did nothing wrong. Fuck the court, fuck Yagami, Fuck the chairman, fuck the school and most importantly FUCK SAWA SENSEI.
Lost Judgment Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio
5
The Abstinence Morurun is literal cock and ball torture. Only Rance could overcome such a curse.
Rance Quest Magnum AliceSoft
6
Yeah, the new guys are cool and all, but I miss my boys Johnny and Robo-Ky.
Guilty Gear -STRIVE- Arc System Works
7
Ok, so is this for the Nahobino or...?
Shin Megami Tensei V Atlus
8
Is anything better than a man who keeps it legal?
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles Capcom
9
Your daddy might be your goddamn superhero, but he ain't got shit on Travis.
No More Heroes III Grasshopper Manufacture
10
"Ya gotta treat your dick like your disc. Don't sweat it too much: ya ain't gonna get it right the first time around, so just play the game and keep it louuud!"
NEO: The World Ends With You Square Enix Creative Business Unit I, h.a.n.d.
11
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Halo Infinite 343 Industries
12
Oh, I see what you were going for there.
Nier Replicant ver.1.22474487139... Toylogic, Square Enix